There's a message on the voicemail for you

I know because I saved it

You better listen to it very soon

Otherwise I will erase it

There's a message on the voicemail for you

I don't know who it's from

Actually I do it's your mother

Christ she does go on and on

There's a message on the voicemail for you

Behold for I have spoken

I know I'm right there's evidence

The dial tone is broken

There's a message on the voicemail for you

I pressed the number 2

Because that guy on the call minder

Said to save the message press 2

There's a message on the voicemail for you

To listen to your message press 1

To delete the message just press 3

Goodbye